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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Wikiphilia





Scottish Gaelic? Hey I know an Ashley MacIsaac song that uses that. It's a great song. Sleepy Maggie. Makes me think of my story about a human black hole that doesn't have an article because it doesn't exist yet.


(And it all came from a click on Glasgow.)






Looks like a nice city. Is that a knockoff Sidney Opera House? I like the purple rainbow. Scotland's always been cool. The countryside is better than the city stuff though. More rustic.



(And it all came from a click on Pacifism.)



Not a bad idealogy. Who wants to fight, really? I mean, fighting for recreation is fun, but this isn't that. Like, anti-war and stuff. Fight the government man, get our troops out. Troops sound like boots. Go Mennonites.



(And it all came from a click on H.G. Wells.)






I've never read these books. I saw War of the Worlds, it wasn't very good. I guess Wells was a Zionist? Huh. I guess Wells was into eugenics? Huh.



(And it all came from a click on Raygun.)






RAYGUNS. Pew pew! Best weapon in every game they're in. Melting things, etc. Apparently science is working on making them real. Cool! Awesome. Great.



(And it all came from a click on Science fiction.)



Oh man, I love Sci-fi. Star Wars isn't really sci-fi. I mean it is, but it isn't. Ender's Game was all right, can't remember much about it. Started Hyperion, great setup, what with the several perspectives like Game of Thones. I should start reading Dune again.



(And it all came from a click on Sentience.)



"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?" That like sentience, right? Ha ha just kidding, I know all about that sentience right up there. I can't think for shit though. I don't think I'm sentient.



(And it all came from a click on Animal Welfare.)






That is an adorable puppy. Not like the dogs at my place. Yapping it up every time I walk in the door. Only part of my place I hate, really. Okay those chickens down there are ugly. Fuck animals.



(And it all came from a click on Cockfight.)






I did not know cockfights involved naked men. I think I'm gonna learn some good stuff today.


(And it all, all of it, everything up to Scottish Gaelic, came from a click on Random Article, because I was just that bored.)






Isabela, Puerto Rico looks like a nasty little place. That picture could not be browner and drearier if it tried. It's almost fake. Flat, like in Microsoft Flight Simulator.







Source: Wikipedia, the Free Encycopedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/



As if you didn't know.

4 comments:

  1. this is great. I find myself just clicking away from link to link all the time. Link jumping. There should be a little warning on every link that you can click on saying "warning warning warning this link may cause incredible link jumping, proceed and enjoy" BOOM! let the world being.

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  2. It's amazing where random internet clicking can take you sometimes. (Not always good places, the internet can be a pretty nasty place. You've gotta be careful on there.)

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  3. There was this really cool game you could play with wikipedia. You had to start on a random page and see how many links it took you to get to the pre-determined page. It was pretty awesome, I used to play it when I was bored (I'm also a wikiphile apparenltly).

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  4. I once spent four hours that I probably should have spent studying for an AP test reading articles on kaiju monsters. I tend to think that was time well spent.

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